I was thinking about winning the Lottory today--as I often do when the thought of slaughtering everyone involved with my workplace flashes through my mind--and thinking about all the people that say "I wouldn't quit my job." How many times have you been chillin with your friends drinkin a beer and playing cards and you can't help but admit: "You know, I'd rather be at work getting fucking yelled at or something."
Ok, sure you have to have something to keep you busy and to challenge you and other character-building things, but hell.. I can think of a million things that could keep me busy and challenge me that have nothing to do with stressing over whether or not some stingy Consumer-Reports-article-spouting bastard is gonna buy a replacement plan on his XBOX.
Not me dude, give me 250 mil and I'll show you a life... my 10 closest friend's new six-figure job will be to hang out with me on my new party-porch and watch Avalanche games.read between the lines: If you're one of my 10 closest friends, you should be buying me lotto tickets regularly
