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Steve Says:
8.13.2003.16:02
This is a response to a post from PartySam, which linked to this website. The "Vaginal Juices Detection Cream" states "apply to hands, underwear or cucumbers to detect traces of vaginal juices." ... Cucumbers? In what kind of situation would someone fricking have to test a CUCUMBER for "vaginal juices"? If you suspect a cucumber that's in the fridge has been used for masturbatory purposes and been PUT BACK, you've got bigger problems than a normal masturbating kid. If you suspect one that's just lying around in your kids room, or fucking hidden in their underwear drawer or something.. do you really need to test the thing? Craziness...